ATTENTION WORLD: the United States of America has been infested by woman-hating chickenhawks.

Read Sfc. Hester’s story here. She possesses the bravery of thirty ammosexuals.


‘Merica idolizes doughy caucasian dudes with dough.


The phrase “rich white trash” needs to catch on. The last twenty years prove my point.

I turned 30 on 8/11/2001. 30 days later, the 1% hit it big.

There you are, turning thirty years old. Have fun. It gets evil thirty days from now. (And smart move, not driving home later on.)

Hi, drunkster. Yeah, you’re thirty. Thirty days from now, shit’s gonna change.

My country might be experiencing a slow-moving poo…I mean…coup.

#fakecivilwar

Big lies. Billionaire worship. White supremacy. Patriarchy. Chickenhawkery. Smirkiness.

Credit: Stae Dumb.


Two decades before the Big Lie, the GOP faced a different masculinity crisis.

Remember when men like George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Karl Rove seemed like the most evil people that the United States had ever seen? Ahh, the early 2000s. What naive times those were.

“WE ALL TOO OFTEN HAVE SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH AND RUGGED, FREE-MARKET CAPITALISM FOR THE POOR.”— MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

USA! USA! USA!

Chris Maley

I pay bills writing Websites, articles, ads, etc. Author of the Fearkiller dark comedy series. Check out my new book, Revolutionizer Alpha. chrismaley.com

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