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Sep 18

A chart named Bob.

When I saw this chart for the first time, the initial thought that popped into my head was, Well looky here, it’s Bob. Bob, but in chart form. I used to work with Bob. You might have worked with Bob. Ever done a stint for a company that was owned…

Inequality

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A chart named Bob.
A chart named Bob.
Inequality

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Jun 24

The lesson of the Titan sub tragedy: #TaxTheRich.

Also posted on my website. “We have heard the baseless cries of ‘you are going to kill someone’ way too often. I take this as a serious personal insult.” — Deceased OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush Wealthy bros and their super-duperpowers…look out. Really. I’m not kidding. Look the fuck out. Dudebros…

Inequality

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The lesson of the Titan sub tragedy: #TaxTheRich.
The lesson of the Titan sub tragedy: #TaxTheRich.
Inequality

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Dec 20, 2022

Open letter to myself posing all happy and smiley beside my first book.

You released Fearkiller (Volume 1) ten years ago. Its inspirations are alive and well. — Hey there, my dude. Doing some archiving and found this pic. It was taken some time in February of 2013. Memory Lane. You got mileage out of that hat, wore it until one of the ears fell off. And, yeah…Fearkiller 1…in Tattered Cover, mofo. How cool it was, seeing your…

Publishing

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Open letter to myself posing all happy and smiley beside my first book.
Open letter to myself posing all happy and smiley beside my first book.
Publishing

7 min read


Dec 2, 2022

Attention, my fellow non-MAGAt, non-Jewish white people: Ye is not our problem. Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are our problems.

“Nazis…I hate these guys.” — Indiana Jones *** Posting near the end of a day of shrewdness on the part of the American Right. Ammosexual chickenhawk Alex Jones invited rapper Ye to appear on his show and…you know…”explain” his anti-Semitic views. I won’t diminish Ye’s role. He said what he…

Anti Semitism

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Attention, my fellow non-MAGAt, non-Jewish white people: Ye is not our problem.
Attention, my fellow non-MAGAt, non-Jewish white people: Ye is not our problem.
Anti Semitism

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Nov 17, 2022

Big chickenhawk energy. Part II.

Bonespurs is running for POTUS in ’24. And the woman-hating white supremacists who do not serve in the military, but act like it, could not be more excited. — BCE Part I. *** Donald Trump did something smart, everyone. Seriously. I’m not bullshitting you here. His brain showed that it can function. Really, that makeup-covered noggin proved the haters wrong. Before announcing his candidacy, Trump gave his fanboys a few days to vent their impotent rage.

Democracy

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Big chickenhawk energy. Part II.
Big chickenhawk energy. Part II.
Democracy

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Nov 2, 2022

Big chickenhawk energy.

Right-wingers become warlike when rich white guys buy companies and fire people. — ‘Chickenhawk’ (chicken hawk or chicken-hawk) is a political term used in the United States to describe a person who is a war hawk yet actively avoids or avoided military service when of age. In political usage, chickenhawk is a compound of chicken (meaning ‘coward’) and hawk from war hawk (meaning…

Elon Musk

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Big chickenhawk energy.
Big chickenhawk energy.
Elon Musk

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Apr 30, 2022

These are dark and douchey times, Part II.

Part I. “S&P 500 companies plowed around $880 billion into buying their own shares last year, up from $520 billion in 2020, according to S&P Dow Jones Indices.” — Reuters *** Darkness. Doucheosity. The stench is everywhere. The dark in the douche and the douche in the dark. You can’t…

Politics

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These are dark and douchey times, Part II.
These are dark and douchey times, Part II.
Politics

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Apr 20, 2022

These are dark and douchey times.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” …

Politics

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These are dark and douchey times.
These are dark and douchey times.
Politics

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Feb 2, 2022

Are you billionaire-friendly? Part II.

Many people who like to think of themselves as “winners” are actually “enablers.” — Read Part I. “While the post-Great Recession expansion was long, both the economy’s average annual growth rate and the typical worker’s earnings gains were relatively modest by the standards of earlier long expansions.” — cppb.org “Loser.” — Donald Trump *** I have this love/hate relationship with the time period we…

Money

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Are you billionaire-friendly? Part II.
Are you billionaire-friendly? Part II.
Money

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Jan 24, 2022

Are you billionaire-friendly?

“U.S. Billionaire Wealth Surged by 70%, or $2.1 Trillion, During Pandemic.” — Inequality.org — Riffing off of: • The Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie • Fuck customers. The investor is always right. Years ago, somebody showed me the billionaire-friendly side to her personality. Life at that time had turned evil, mainly due to where I worked. A publicly-traded holding company owned my company. As in, owned…

Inequality

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Are you billionaire-friendly?
Are you billionaire-friendly?
Inequality

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Chris Maley

Chris Maley

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I pay bills writing Websites, articles, ads, etc. Author of the Fearkiller dark comedy series. Check out my new book, Revolutionizer Alpha. chrismaley.com

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