It’s like you’re pretending that we don’t live in a time when the 1% have been disenfranchising the masses, so you think that your crocodile tears and “totalitarianism!!!!” warbling sounds effective.

Rock on, bro. Your economic principles do not qualify as “capitalism.” The Finance Boys looooooove their socialism-for-the-rich game. Your world is about undiagnosed gambling disorders mixed with privilege.

Here’s what’s really sad: the bullshit nature of it all. The same fella who likes to think of himself as a bold risk-taker also spouts passive-aggressive bullshit like, “I don’t like surprises.”

But…that’s the energy that Donald Trump used to seize the White House.

Spiteful people will do ugly things.