Jonas Salk. What a pussy.
Dude invents the cure for polio, then gives it away. Is that even American?
In case you’re not familiar with the man, Jonas Salk discovered the cure for childhood polio and chose to donate it so as many people as possible could receive the vaccine. He died about thirty years ago after spending his life researching diseases and acting hoity-toity the whole time.
Talk about virtue-signaling. It was like the guy wanted to trumpet to the whole world that he loved the smell of his own farts.
Jonas Salk could’ve redirected his energy into figuring out how to stratospherically hike the prices of drugs already in existence, similar to what the pharma-bros did with insulin. But nooooo. He rejected the principles laid down by our country’s kakistocracy and pulled a new-age cuck maneuver.
(Oh: when I say “cuck” I mean some really, really, really bad lib-thing that libs do. The recent news stories about Jerry Falwell, Jr.…none of the details can be considered “cuck” stuff. That’s how it works in Fox News America.)
Instead of making a yachtload of cash and sailing that pile of money to the Cayman Islands, this Doctor Salk person — AND ARE WE EVEN SURE HE WAS AN ACTUAL DOCTOR??? — cared more about being politically correct. It’s like he aimed to announce to all of Planet Earth that he wore skirts.
Jonas “Bleeding Heart Pansy” Salk had the opportunity to sell off that polio vaccine for fuck-tons, then invest in the stock market. Heck, he could’ve licensed his name to some pharmaceutical company. Or landed a reality-TV contract as a celebrity doc before selling the brand name Doctor Jonas Salk® to a conglomerate. Did the guy ever consider licensing his brand to a cologne maker or a hip clothing label? Maybe even a line of food processors? Or fountain pens?
Nope. Salk had to go all Bolshevik on us.
If Salk ever had plans to divorce his wife and find a nineteen-year-old second wife, those plans are not gonna happen if you act like a Commie, genius.
What an elitist…helping kids and flaunting his big brain, just to spite the masses.
“Look at me! I’m better than everyone, using my smarts and my Socialism to show you all up and make you feel insecure — woo hoo, look at me! Me and Dr. Fauci are better than you!!!”
Also posted at my site. Other posts:
• Fuck customers. The investor is always right.
• The four horseshits of the apocalypse.
• Bros: America’s new Jews, part V.
• Jonas Salk: what a pussy.
• When terms don’t mean what they seem to mean.
• Bury Rush Limbaugh in Arlington National Cemetery. Own the libs..
I also write fiction. I have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it.
