Maybe the Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie needs a parenting guide, part II.
I wrote Part I a few years ago and this follow-up won’t be long. That post and another, The New Einsatzgruppen wants to talk fatherhood., offer the majority of my thoughts about the subject mentioned here.
I just saw this top pic a month ago and its JD Vanciness made me think of those two articles, which were inspired by dudebros who shame unmarried women.
The smirkiness…those grins are called einsatzgruppens. And the boys are just joking. Kind of.
Looking at these fellas and thinking back to my formative years, the whole thing feels off-kilter. The next generation cries out for enlightenment. Incels, pro-lifers, and anonymous internet trolls need guidance.
Young’uns: the whole “alpha male” concept is not real. Even if it was, alpha males would never call themselves that term. To do so makes a bro look like they are trying too hard, as these photos of Tuckums and Phony Stark demonstrate. (The pics were also taken in 2023.)
Because this current era is psychotic but moronic, the officer in the story who gets fragged by his own troops is the hero we seem to be crying out for. But most parenting guides were written when other types of males were role models. Spineless yes-men of privilege who own too many guns might require an updated instructional manual to explain this modern, socialism-for-the-rich patriarchy.
What values are fathers instilling in their boys these days? Not asking rhetorically, either. These are spooky-ass times. Some in positions of power are existentially-terrified by visions that only exist in their heads. Many of these people have children, which sounds problematic, just calling it out.
When looking at the inhumanity being shown towards pregnant women in states like Texas, I have to question my fellow citizens who are raising kids. Who are the moms and dads telling their little ones that these draconian practices are normal?
Then again, this is the USA. We have normalized the country’s atrocities for generations.
These times…it’s one part Nazis, one part Porky’s.
What’s in store for 2024?
MPZBNPG, Part I
The Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie.
The Petting Zoo Bourgeoisie went to the polls.
Some earlier posts:
• Fuck customers. The investor is always right.
• The four horseshits of the apocalypse.
• Bros: America’s new Jews, part V.
• Jonas Salk: what a pussy.
• When terms don’t mean what they seem to mean.
• Bury Rush Limbaugh in Arlington National Cemetery. Own the libs..
I also write fiction. I have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it.
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