New conspiracy theory: there is also a poo tape.
The red, white, and blue Master Race is not acting right. Gotta wonder what the short Russian knows.
From Tucker Carlson’s 10.23.2024 speech:
“Dad comes home and he’s pissed. He’s not vengeful, he loves his children. Disobedient as they may be, he loves them …
And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this.
You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”
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Things are getting weird(er), everyone.
It feels unnatural. Which leads me to deduce that this surge in democracy-hating white supremacy cannot be the result of a single tape recording, one involving Donald Trump, hookers, and wee.
Yes, #1 doesn’t seem big enough to explain it and my new conspiracy theory suggests that there might be a #2 tape as well.
Possibly even a #3 or #4 tape, if such things exist, bodily-function-wise.
This shit is so out-of-whack that there might be a #5 or a #6 tape.
For all we know, there could be tapes of Silicon Valley execs and the Heritage Foundation Project 2025 Leadership Board attempting to fit entire petting zoos up their rectums or making it with statues of St. Basil. If a story broke confirming either one of these possibilities, I for one would not be surprised.
Our patriarchy ain’t what it used to be. It’s dying. But not fast enough.
I want to end all of this weirdness. This white-nationalist, sexist, malformed weirdness.
I like happiness.
Rally time for voting, everybody. We vote in Kamala Harris as our next President and deliver a Democratic Senate and House of Representatives to give her allies that will work for Americans, not the super-rich immigrants like Elon and Peter Thiel.
We got this. Media shareholders are putting their thumbs on the scales for Trump/Vance and telling their staff to be dishonest when reporting. And we all know it. FDR’s 2nd Vice-President, Henry Wallace, said it: “The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information.”
With our heads down going out to vote and making sure our friends and family vote, we will beat the Systemic White Privilege Coll…I mean…the Electoral College advantage given to Red states. We have the majority already. (Ain’t America great?) Check out Swing Left, if you’re looking for calling or letter-writing types of things to do. There’s still time.
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz talk about joy. I love it when they do. Joy is like humor. Both are positive and soul-nourishing. Smiles and laughter do wonders.
The world wants the USA to experience the joy that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz talk about. Their world’s eyes are on us. Electing a Democratic majority would make Americans look like heroes.
They loved it when we elected Barack Obama.
Imagine their ecstatic response to Kamala Harris.
#HarrisWalz2024
Also posted on my site. Some earlier posts:
• Make Apartheid Clyde mad. Make Kamala Harris our next President..
• Watch “Boogie Man: the Lee Atwater Story.”
• The Donald Trump Tax.
• A thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh..
• Intersection of Memory Lane and Flashback Avenue.
I also write fiction. I have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it.
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