The bad news: talking politics ruins friendships with your fellow white people. The good news: observing insecure white people’s huffiness from a distance is quite trippy.

The history books will say, “2019: the year that Nazis and measles made their comeback.”

Blue Horseshoe loves obedient whitefolk. (Yeah, I know I’m mixing up my money-bro movies. I don’t care.)

Since we’re all busy here, drum roll please…my as-scientific-as-a-writer-can-be-findings about whites who proudly do not discuss politics:

For the record, I didn’t start out with a desire to discover any of those scientific findings. No hypothesis got hypothesized at an earlier point in time which I afterward set out to prove. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not at all. Instead, these findings found me.

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