At the intersection of Memory Lane and Flashback Avenue.

Ahhh…my old employee bio page.

Chris Maley
Dec 3, 2021

Found this file on a thumb drive. Long story short: I got fired in July 2005. But I knew I was a goner beforehand.

It’s surreal to look back at those months leading up to the end.

One day, I was head-down in my cube trying to be invisible when a thought hit me: my bio page on the corporate intranet didn’t rock very hard.

In fact, it didn’t rock at all.

It needed to rock before I got shown the door.

So I made it rock.

Thank you for taking this trip back in time with me.

I took two trips in 2003 that most likely played their parts in my exit.

Here is the post about the dumb vacation. This is the post about the smart vacation.



Chris Maley

I pay bills writing Websites, articles, ads, etc. Author of the Fearkiller dark comedy series. Check out my new book, Revolutionizer Alpha.